Best Blond Joke EVER!
- Jan. 4th, 2006 at 10:48 PM
I just couldn't resist reposting this one.
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Serenade in Blue
I'm somewhere in another world,
Alone with you...
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Seriously, though, I have to wonder where exactly it started, and where it would perhaps loop. Might be interesting to see just how many sites are participating in this.
Yes dear, we already knew that.
:P
Cute!
Personally, I'd love to know who started it.
In the pre-blog days, the joke was written. On one side of a 3x5 card is the question "How do you keep a blonde busy?" Underneath, an instruction for "(over)". Naturally, the reverse of the card has exactly the same verbiage.
NB. The version I was accustomed to substituted "Polack" for "blonde", but the meaning is the same.
So now we have the hyperlink version of the same thing. Unfortunately, it took me about six clicks to realize that's what it was, as there are but two sides to a 3x5 card.